AUDREY'S ALONE AT LEAST


T wass a tragedy but, when she spied Alfie's nut
Drooping down on top of his gut
She could not believe it, Audrey's sides nearly split
It was this the end of that fat wheezing git? I know

 AUDREY'S ALONE AT LAST
 But there ain't any doubt, Alfie left her up the spout
 AUDREY'S JAW DROPPED WHEN MARTIN SAID
 Wooooooooooooooooooooooo
 AUDREY AUDREY...Yer get nowt

Audrey was laughting when, Nicky, Gail, Martin then
They never got Alf to take oxygen again

Oxygen, that's when...

AUDREY'S ALONE AT LAST
AUDREY AUDREY

There ain't no change CHANGE CHAANGE of insurance, 
NOINHERITANCE left in debt, she won't forget, the greedy get ALFI

 AUDREY'S ALONE AT LAST
 But there ain't any doubt, Alfie left her up the spout
 AUDREY'S JAW DROPPED WHEN MARTIN SAID
 Wooooooooooooooooooooooo
 AUDREY AUDREY...Yer get nowt

 AUDREY'S ALONE AT LAST
 But there ain't any doubt, Alfie left her up the spout
 AUDREY'S JAW DROPPED WHEN MARTIN SAID
 Wooooooooooooooooooooooo
 AUDREY AUDREY...Yer get nowt
 AUDREY AUDREY, AUDREY OI! yer get nowt..

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